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Monday, 15 November 2010

Day 1

Account now almost a minute old.
They know not what cometh.


I mean how bad can it be.....I'm a shut in, off my bollox on massively excellent painkillers to the point where I can enact a certain scene from "The Exorcist" with little warning, but sadly not to the point where it stops hurting......and I pretty much took a dim view of humanity before I got sick.

The following entries will likely document the final failing of a once great (in it's own extremely humble opinion) mind, and amuse, offend baffle and annoy into the bargain with any luck.


Religious types should only stick around if they happen to be into the whole "suffering pain makes you holy" crap. (which let's be honest is certainly an improvement on the usual mantra of "inflicting pain makes you holy").


I've never been the diary keeping type, always assumed someone would hack my email when I snuffed it if I did anything of note (probably the police if I was really trying). It's entirely possible this is just to give me something to do until F1 starts again in March.

It's not as much fun ranting into the ether, knowing that most likely nobody is reading it to be pissed off or inspired by it.....I like to know my audience, it makes it easier to target whatever their personal buttons are.

Sooner or later I suppose I will pick a few haters who just post christian bullshit on every post (very forgiving), until then I'll pretend the whole world's listening and try and keep my offence as broad as possible.


Pishphlaps!

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